Radiant Future
'The only way to combat silliness is with cleverer silliness'... EM Forster



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Overview:

What is the Radiant Future ethic? Pop music for grown ups. And iDiots. Have we've said that already? Probably, but we firmly believe that you won't remember it.

Here you can find various manifestations of the Martin Gordon Group of Musical Ventures, both well- and ill-advised. Our popular musical ethic is to be found in all our hand-crafted audio products. For the literate, there is also an item of reading material. If you are unfortunately not possessed of the requisite skills, your cell-mate will be only too happy to read it to you, or will act out the most dramatic moments on request.

Beaver:

Alternatively, there is a stimulating poster of a beaver, which will appeal to any lover of nature and will dramatically improve your immediate environment. Please save the beaver. No proceeds at all from the sale of this poster will go towards the admirable SNATCH campaign (Save Nice Animals That Chew Hardwoods).

If, after reading the engaging yet recidivistic information about each release, you feel that you need more compelling details about the exact nature of the engaging products available here, clicking on the relevant album (whoops, what a giveaway) cover will take you to the relevant item on Martin Gordon's site, opening in a new window. Well, there could be worse ways of spending a nanosecond. If you have two nanoseconds at your disposal, check out the complete Radiant Future catalogue.

PaypalSecure purchase via Paypal:

All items shown here can be ordered using Paypal - see details in the comprehensive yet amiable table over there on the right.

Other purchase options:

Radiant Future CDs are also available via any Amazon store (such as the Radiant Future Amazon UK and US outlets).

Downloads:

All delectable, engaging infotainment products are naturally also available as downloads from the usual outlets (such as iTunesiTunes and Amazon), including the otherwise-unavailable 'Hello Boston!'

Click individual items for info

Radiant Future price list

(currently identical to all destinations)

All items are currently in stock or as otherwise indicated ( December 21, 2014 ). Clicking on an album cover will whisk you off to a lovingly hand- crafted info page for that particular aural delight.

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postage & packing to Europe

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postage & packing to the rest of the world

IMO cover
New album 'Include Me Out' - limited CD edition now sold out. Downloads from Amazon, iTunes and all the rest of those e-tailers. Download available directly from e-tailers Download available directly from e-tailers
EMI cover MG's demos for 'Include Me Out' album. 'Exclude Me Out' is a solo extravaganza played with one finger and a comb. A small number of CDs remaining, or else as a download from Amazon, iTunes and all the rest of those e-tailers.

10 euros + 3.00 p&p

10 euros + 3.00 p&p

Words in Your shell-Like
Book: 'Words In Your Shell-Like' contains all the words to 146 published Gordon tunes, from Jet to the most recent Mammal release, by way of Radio Stars is Gordon's specially-written overview of each tune. The illustrated book - you read it - has 158 pages, all copies signed on request. Follow the cover page to read all abaht it.

20 euros + 3.00 p&p

20 euros + 3.00 p&p

Time Demos
'Time Gentlemen Please - Demos' - part V of the Mammal Trilogy. Numbered CD (100 copies only) plus original chords charts (signed) from Radiant Future only. Or else as a download from Amazon, iTunes and all the rest of those e-tailers. .

10 euros + 3.00 p&p

10 euros + 3.00 p&p

Time
'Time Gentlemen Please' is part V of the Mammal Trilogy. Download from Amazon, iTunes and and all the rest of those e-tailers. Download available directly from e-tailers Download available directly from e-tailers
Boston
'Hello Boston!' available on CD free with Radio Stars/'Something For the Weekend', below. Live in Boston in 2007. Otherwise available as download via Amazon, iTunes and more.

15 euros + 3.00 p&p

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15 euros + 3.00 p&p

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Weekend
Double CD release. Radio Stars 'Something For The Weekend' special edition including at no extra cost Martin Gordon's 'Hello Boston!' Or as a download from Amazon, iTunes and more.

15 euros + 3.00 p&p

15 euros + 3.00 p&p

Lobster
Martin Gordon/'The World is Your Lobster' - part IV of the Mammal Trilogy. Amazon, iTunes - we think you get the picture by now.

12 euros plus 3.00 p&p

12 euros plus 3.00 p&p

How Am I Doing?
Martin Gordon/'How Am I Doing So Far?' - compilation of parts I-III, but with 4 unrelased bonus tracks. Amazon, iTunes... here we go.

9 euros plus 3.00 p&p

9 euros plus 3.00 p&p

God
Martin Gordon/'God's on His Lunchbreak' - part III of the Mammal Trilogy - Amazon, iTunes.

12 euros plus 3.00 p&p

12 euros plus 3.00 p&p

God book
Martin Gordon (words) & Chris Townson (illustrations) /'God's Companion Volume' (illustrated book). From Radiant Future only.

8 euros plus 3.00 p&p

8 euros plus 3.00 p&p

Hogwash
Martin Gordon/'The Joy of More Hogwash' - part II of the Mammal Trilogy. Amazon, iTunes

12 euros plus 3.00 p&p

12 euros plus 3.00 p&p

Baboon
Martin Gordon/'Baboon in the Basement'. Or else as a download from Amazon, iTunes and more. Part I of the Mammal Trilogy.

12 euros plus 3.00 p&p

12 euros plus 3.00 p&p

Dirty Pictures
The original Dirty Pictures poster, reprinted at hi-res in all it's early glory. Do not mention the word 'beaver'. Size - 20 x 13 inches. Based upon a photo session by the Goons, featuring Barbara Goalen, The Goalen role is played by luscious, pouting Kelly St John and her castorine cohort.

10 euros plus 3.00 p&p

10 euros plus 3.00 p&p

Japanese Herring
John's Children/Jet/Radio Stars (what's the difference?)/'Music For the Herd of Herring'. They play stuff from all three bands. Oh, and a Sparks tune. Recorded live in the UK, Germany and the Netherlands. Order it here now then! Or fishily get it via iTunes. And who were those other lot? Oh, yes, Amazon, now I remember.

12 euros plus 3.00 p&p

12 euros plus 3.00 p&p

Mira
Mira/'New Hope For The Dead' available as download only, from Amazon, iTunes and more. Download avalable directly from e-tailers Download avalable directly from e-tailers
Pop!
Blue Meanies/'Pop Sensibility' available as download only, from Amazon, iTunes and more. Download available directly from e-tailers Download available directly from e-tailers
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Ethical note:

Please note that all our products are made with the finest virgin plastic, hand-pressed by Bulgarian peasant women only after they have successfully passed an ISO-standard hygiene test. Please be aware that Radiant Future's credit rating has not been reduced by Standard and Poors to F minus due to our predilection for pursuing underage Moroccan slappers and our constant complaining about how affairs of state are preventing us from exercising our droit de seigneur.

Safety note:

Only small numbers of mammals were harmed during the creation of these luxury lifestyle items. Statistically insignificant quantities of fatty pork products may be included in the lavish packaging. Relatively minute numbers of idiots were involved in the creation of these premium audio artifacts. Radiant Future is unable to guarantee the total lack of nuts in these items. If in doubt do not eat or otherwise ingest these deluxe accessories. All products are prepared by friendly-looking old ladies possessed of a heartwarming smile and who look like your grandmother. No, honestly, they do.

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