Welcome to the Radiant Future website! Music for grown-ups, and of course iDiots are also not forgotten in our endeavour to spread the pernicious taste of mammalian substances, guitars and ukulele, leavened with rare skill and ubiquitous tomfoolery.

Each Radiant Future release will be found to have blurb, biogs, audio extracts and tempting titbits designed to extract the last euro from your wallet before you finally leap off the parapet in front of the oncoming 18.42 express train to Nirvana (non-stopping at East Grinstead, Wapping and Dorking. Please remember to remove all sharp objects from your pockets before plummeting to your doom. Thank you for thinking of our selfless public servants. All currencies accepted).

Well done. Or piss off, depending upon your position and views. Nobody can accuse us of not being inclusive, and certainly not you, you bald, rancid-looking old git. (Sorry, not you, dear - we're talking about that twat who was just reading this before you looked in).

Once again we appear to have strayed from the subject. Music. And now onwards...